"does that say midnight or budlight? WHO'S THAT GIRL?"

dear journal,
today i won bingo. and as i walked up to claim my prize the entire bar booed and called me a whore. because i won the game of bingo. but i cared not, for as i walked nearly the entire length of the bar, i tasted sweet, sweet victory. and what did i grab from the prize table? not the poprocks for the poprocks shot. not the pink tank top. not the orange bandana. not the visors. but a shirt. a miller shirt. i hate miller. and the shirt's a size large.
does anybody want it? the first shirt i won for bingo??? don't pretend you're not drooling at the thought of wrapping your pudgy little fingers around the very cloth i myself have touched. i will even sleep in it tonight to break it in. appetizing, no?
but what i really cared about anyways was the tiger town tavern bucks. check. more value to me than actual dollars...of which i have none of anyway.
well i must tell you i exhibited such maturity while at the bar tonight.
my game face is intimidating. i know.
i got my weekly cheese fries. i'm sure my body is appreciating the calories that my 21 year old self intakes on a weekly basis.

"well this is a sad set of scattered penises"
one of the bingo games we play is cock and balls. (have to get it in a shape of a cock and balls. may be "flacid" or "erect") this goes hand in hand with calling out "O 69" in a seductive manner.

i see new things everytime i look around triple ts
cha cha cha- charmin!

it's effing cold outside? i am aware.

well, there's the excitement for tuesday. and have faith melanie, you will win next time! you got so close!!!

tune in tmrw for i may be finger painting =] note to roomates, if our walls look different...aka decorated by a 5 yr old armed with primary color finger paint, i had nothing to do with it. and concert in north carolina friday i think? what what! roooadtrip =D

also, some advice. when setting alarms. always take care to note whether the alarm is PM or AM. lana had to turn my alarm off...that went off at 5 PM this afternoon. which explains why i never woke up for my morning workout. and also almost did not wake up for my 9:30 class. which meant i didn't have time to make my roastbeef sandwhich for class =/
twas a sad morning.

well, i must be off to get catch some zzz's. i only have one class tomorrow at 8AM, then doin school work all day after shooting some hoops. if anyone wants to shoot around between 9-11 come play conmigo!!!