beeptastic

"hey did you see that video uncle rey posted on my wall?" - Dad

whoa, old people with technology is mind blowing.

also, i just got debriefed on how to use the new washer and dryer...remember when our dryer broke and i had to fashion a clothesline out of who knows what? well we have since upgraded...because our new washer/dryer combo sings to me. like when you turn it on it beeps a tune. and each cycle has a different tune. and each button has a different sound. all i could do was stare helplessly while clutching the detergent as it beeped a symphony at me. after yelling "i just wanna wash a single load of laundry you robot!", mom came to my rescue and told me how to tame the beast. so operation washing the clothes is finally a possibility.

and this just in. some of you may have been following this story very closely...particularly those of you who have been in my car for this past month. but my car has been cleaned and vacuumed. ::pauses for audience gasp:: yes folks, the deed has been done. i have finally cleaned my car. it's hard when the interior is black you know, it accumulates a lot of visible dirt....that combined with the fact that my car was filled with copious amounts of random crap. but the situation has since been remedied.

thank you for listening folks, that's all i got for this segment. back to you john.