einstein's workers

" "FedEx SmartPost usually takes 7-20 days for delivery." Is someone personally walking it to me?! "--Marlee

also today brittany used the espresso thingies as "coconuts" as we reenacted monty python. and then promptly threw up our aprons like a little girl inappropriately lifts up her dress with a little "woooohooo!"

we are special.

can you feel the love tonight?

i can tell what's happening
what?
and they don't have a clue
who?
i'll ice 'em and then here's the bottom line, they'll have to ice me too

the warm room temp of smirnoff, carbonation everywhere, and after a big loud burp upon finishing, it's an ice war everywheeeere

vert lab precautions, college kid proof

"MAKE SURE TO WASH YOUR HANDS before putting them in your (or someone else's) mouth"

--my vertebrate lab handout warning about arsenic residue on this week's bird specimens

ps- why is it that the only times i feel compelled to run are in the early AM hours?

bam. submit.

in spanish, we had to write a preview of what we will be doing our culture project on. what does this preview look like when you do it in two minutes?

"I will be writing about Colombia, a country rich in Hispanic culture. By highlighting topics such as religion, the importance of family, cuisine, and customs, I hope to provide a detailed and incisive paper about the various facets of Columbian culture. Furthermore, I aim to discuss the art born in that country and the artists that were made famous. This will include works of art as well as other areas such as music and literature. In addition, I will provide a look into the festivals they celebrate and the manner in which they do so. Colombia is a fascinating country, and I hope to impart upon the audience an appreciation for their culture and people."

weird that this paper is allowed to be written in english...meanwhile the powerpoint is all in spanish...who wants to be my practice audience?

paypal is too convenient

whoa, i want a pet turtle this big

i just ordered a fall crawl shirt.

not quite sure why, maybe reminiscing last year, but i did it. if i go dt that day/night then i guess i'll get discounts!

hello

my name is irene.
im an air guitar fiend.
click on pic to make bigger and save as your background. don't deny it. you want to see this every morning before you check your facebook and mail.plus, i would love for people to wonder why some random girl has started to become everyone's background. go ahead, give me a superiority complex.

it would make me happy...i want to be happy like i was the day we danced in the gardens...

> bidet <